Anti-Valentine's: the Crack Pipe
OK, take all the warm-and-fuzzies we got while drinking Kittens' Whiskers, throw them in steamer trunk, wrap it in chains, douse it in gasoline and set it on fire in an alley behind an industrial park. Behold! The Crack Pipe. Mudlounge's take on what Thomas calls a "danger drink" will, if not solve all your unlucky-in-love problems, certainly make you forget them. Bacardi 151 (yikes), Goldschlager, Rumplemintz and Jagermeister provide the creaky bones of this bad-idea-in-a-shot-glass.
You really have to hate your life to want this drink. We each took one sip, winced and then went scrambling back to the hug that was the Kittens' Whiskers. It was then that Thomas admitted he's not only tried a Crack Pipe, but he's ordered one of his own volition -- after a couple of beers. Dude has lost his mind. If you hate Valentine's Day, this is your drink. But you best hate Sunday mornings too because you're not going to want to get out of bed after this one.
