Aging disgracefully

Robert Smith

The rise: The Cure are as good as they were in their heyday, and Robert Smith’s Edward Scissorhands style is still imitated by angsty sales associates at Hot Topics everywhere.

The fall: Somewhere along the way, Robert Smith’s teased hair and smeared lipstick just made him look like a cracked-out Liza Minnelli. OK, just a normal Liza Minnelli.