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Elephant poo journal

Now you can write down your deepest, darkest secrets and innermost thoughts... on poo. This eco-friendly journal is made from 75 percent elephant dung and 25 percent rice paddy. The fecal matter is provided by Sri Lankan elephant orphans, but don't worry, it's cleaned and sterilized (that's someone's job!) before it is pressed into colorful paper.

Price: $14.95. Buy it here.